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Bring sarcastic humor and dark comedy to your inventory with this hilarious graphic tee! Featuring a detailed sketch of wrapped hard candy framed by the bold text "I GOTTA SEE THE CANDY FIRST - Then I get in the van. I'm not stupid." Printed on a soft, garment-dyed khaki/sage green cotton t-shirt, this relaxed-fit top offers a comfortable, lived-in feel—perfect for novelty boutiques, funny gift shops, and everyday casual wear.