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Deliver dark humor and hilarious sarcasm to your store with this bold graphic tee! Featuring a detailed illustration of a vintage white panel van labeled "FREE CANDY", framed by the cheeky text "I GOTTA SEE THE CANDY FIRST / THEN I GET IN THE VAN. I'M NOT STUPID.". Printed on a soft, garment-dyed neutral khaki Comfort Colors cotton t-shirt, this relaxed-fit tee is a hilarious favorite for adult novelty gift displays, Halloween collections, sarcastic streetwear lines, and funny everyday wear.